So who am I, anyway?


Well, here goes...

12 Things You Couldn't Possibly Know About Me...

  • I once rode on the roof of a 1963 Buick Wildcat going 40 miles an hour, holding on with just my hands. (This ended well for me, but I don't recommend it. It's just as bad an idea now as it was then...)

  • I'm an easygoing, bighearted, straight shooter and am also a great listener.

  • I'm friendly and very easy to work with.

  • I was born in Detroit, raised in Indianapolis, have lived in Tennessee, New York and Phoenix, and now reside in Lakewood, CO.

  • I like to make jokes, often at my own expense.

  • Any animal lovers out there? Join the club!

  • I can growl like a tiger and can imitate Chewbacca and The Predator.

  • I'm a pescatarian who digs exercise, learning, and new experiences.

  • I like to travel--only 10 states to go till I've seen all fifty.

  • I was in high school and college theater and have worked in radio.

  • I don't watch much TV, but I am a Columbo junkie.

  • Oh uh, just one more thing--I have vertigo and am terrified of heights. (I don't even like being this tall!)


Here’s what a couple of friends have to say about me...


“...the definition of what it means to be someone’s friend…”


“If there was a place in the dictionary for the phrase ‘True Friend’, there would be a picture of Jeff. This man is the definition of what it means to be someone’s friend.


Honesty, big heart, and loyalty. Three rare qualities in a person, but Jeff embodies them all fully!!!”


--Joseph Schor, Promotions Director, National Ballpark Museum, Denver, CO


“HIs moral compass is always on point...”


“Jeff has always conducted himself not only in a professional manner, but as a kind, generous man. His moral compass is always on point and he has never been anything but kind, patient, and fair with me. 


He is always one to rise above and show kindness when most would choose to take the lesser route.


Having known Jeff, is to know one of the best.”


--Shantal Meloy, radiology technician, Denver, CO

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